5 Easy & Painless ways to suicide

If you’re looking for painless ways to end your life, here are top five ways to suicide – no pain, all easy that is.

First off, if you’re reading this, I’m sure there is something going on in your life – possibly something bad. You have thoughts – negative ones mostly. I need you to understand that this is normal, but you’re right. You probably are going through a bad time in life where people don’t care about you anymore, nobody loves you, you feel awful. I empathize with that feeling.

Suicide is surely one of the things that comes to your mind. Possibly because you want to start over. Like a video game, right? Restart.

You see, life is very like and unlike a video game. In video games, you either fail or win. There is a certain something that you have to do to win.

Life is different, my friend. There isn’t that one thing like in video games that you need to do in order to “win”. You decide what you need to do. Ever thought of that? Well, its okay if you didn’t.

People don’t care for you, I know – You don’t deserve to live.

There is one thing you got to understand about people. They’re all busy in their own worlds. Nobody has time for others. But if someone has been kind enough ever to find some time for you, then you gotta reciprocate it. Have you been reciprocative? No? Fine.

The secret about people, nobody will tell you.

Now, here’s a fun fact and a secret about people. You can game them. They’re not as clever as you think they are. You can make them dance according to your wish if you know where and how to pull the strings. ;) I do it all the time, let me tell you how.

This is the secret, note it down.

1. First off, think about your favorite person in life. The one, whom you will talk to before you suicide.

2. Think about that one thing you wish they did to you (obviously they didn’t do it). Write it down.

3. Now, this is the important part. It requires some effort so, focus.

4. Approach the person you thought of, and now do that thing you wished they did to you, even before they can do it to you. Be smart.

For example, if you wanted someone to tell you that they loved you, go to the person and tell them that you love them.

5. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

You’d be surprised at the way they’ll behave to you now. The fun thing is you controlled the situation and you’re the master here. That’s what happens when you do things on your own without waiting for someone else.

Now, let’s get in to the point, top five  ways to suicide.

1. Jumping off a building.

Probably the easiest because nobody will suspect you until they find you dead. Just get to the top of a building and jump down.

There’s one thing though. The time you’re “in flight” from point A to Point B at the ground is going to be so painful than you think. Especially when the building is a high rise. This is the reason why professional jumpers have their gear on, because on the way down, you might lose your limb, or tear your jaw off, or get your back twisted – things like that. And when you reach down, if you don’t die, then life will become even more miserable for you. Like living with only a limb, that’s not something you want to live with, right?

2. Cutting the wrist.

You might have seen this in many movies. Cut your wrist with a sharp object and job done! What you need to know though, is that this isn’t easy as it looks like. First the pain involved when you cut your own wrist is too much to suffer before a death. Second, if you’re not a medical practitioner, it is easy to miss that important vein – and if you miss it, your chances of survival are good.

So, its not as easy as a simple cut anywhere on your wrist. You got to find the right veins and make sure that you don’t miss them in the process. Its not that painless after all. Also, the fact that you will not die soon but only will be unconscious for a long time, after you cut your wrist, will end you up at a hospital bed as a survivor. Think about the emotional pain you have to go through facing all those people lying at your hospital bed. They’ll be like “Dude..really?”

3. Jumping off the bridge.

Probably one of the easiest method, where people will not even doubt you – until you jump that is. Make sure you got a place, where there is no one around. And make sure when you jump, there are no obstacles on your way. There have been many instances where people jumped off the bridge and got stuck on to a prong on the bridge and remained there hanging awkwardly for hours without food or water, possibly even breaking one of their ankles or limbs.

If people are around, one of them might call for help and get someone to rescue you. It might also be good to make sure there are no swimmers around. Like if there’s one around he’ll enjoy the day rescuing you and ruin your plans to die.

So go to some lonely bridge, where there are no one around, and nobody will call for help. This shouldn’t be that tough.

4. Taking poison

This involves taking something toxic within your body. Poisons are easy to find, as some of the daily use chemicals too can be toxic if ingested. The fun thing is that even though most toxic substances are dangerous, they aren’t lethal. Given the right kind of medical attention at the right time, your life can be saved.

Suicide by poison intake has the most number of survivals so, this isn’t a reliable way to suicide. Also, it wouldn’t taste good.

5. Hanging yourself

Probably the most popular way to suicide, thanks to movies.

Supposedly, this method is very easy as it doesn’t require any resources like chemicals or going to a lonely bridge etc. You can do it from the comfort of your house with no or very less resources. All you need is a stool/chair, a rope and a ceiling hook. Some things you got to notice however:

- Make sure the ceiling is strong enough to hold you or you know, you’ll end up breaking your leg.

- Practice well how to tie a knot. Make sure you don’t create one that will loosen out while hanging.

- Make sure the rope is strong enough to hold your weight, or you might slip through.

- Make sure you haven’t eaten for a good amount of time before hanging or all those gross things are going to come out. Not a good sight.

Also, you might be already knowing that what’s shown in movies is not real.

They don’t show the real part of hanging, they only show the glamour.

So, if you want to hang, get ready for a big ordeal, fighting with yourself. It has been scientifically proven that when you’re fighting with no resources on, like being alone in a boat in the middle of the sea, or having to stay without food for days together in a cave, or hanging, your body gets unnatural strengths and acts in unpredictable manner pretty much autonomously without your own conscience trying to save yourself from the danger. This is nature’s way of protecting yourself.

So, make sure you’re not fragile in the mind, while trying to hang yourself.

So, there you have it. Five painless, easy way to suicide and how you can prepare for it.

Now, that you’re here, I might also ask you to think about one thing – before you die that is.

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Think about those poor folks in Africa who’re struggling day in and day out without medical care for their survival.

Think about those poor villages in India where they have food only once a day. Where the father works day in and day out at the farms to feed his family and barely makes it.

Those folks are trying to survive despite their shortcomings. Even with one meal a day, they’re okay with life, if not happy.

They haven’t seen a TV in their whole life. They don’t know what entertainment is. Heck, they don’t even know what internet is and somebody is thinking about them – like you, right now.

But they’re hoping they’ll improve. That they’ll do better some day. Some one will help them, some day.

If I were you, I’d go to them and give them something to be happy about. A day’s food. Some clothes, some comic books, or even some time from my hectic life, just talking and making friends and letting them know about what I know about life this side of the globe.

May be you should also do the same, before you die. After all, you were complaining about people not caring for you. They will. I can vouch on that.

Love.

Mani Karthik

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